I'm a big fan of short skirts and short shorts. Short anything really. Not that I'm a slut and I want bitches on my jock. But that shit makes a stubby 5'3" have some longer leaner legs.
However, given the fact that I live in a community of big sleeze bags, I must resort to wearing more unattractive things in order to avoid being "eye-fucked" by these perverted grown men. Why, oh, why must my fashion choices be suppressed due to the society's sexual obsession? :( It not only makes me feel disgusted, but just a little more sad.